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Hurry, hurry, hurry! Step right up! Friends and fans of sideshow everywhere! Freakshows! Girl shows! Grind shows of every make and description! Headless women! Alligator boys! Ten foot, two-headed Egyptian mummy cave men! Daredevils to stop the heart in mid-flutter! Mysteries to beguile the innocent and confound the skeptic! Come on in, your neighbors are enjoying the show right now!
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